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Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
Granted they carry lice and worse, but they're soooo cute.
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They certainly are. If I could train them to do a few basic things, they could hang here no problem. They have potential to make great (unpettable) pets.
Rules for Mickey(s) at the slang crib/winter resort:
1) Take a bath in some disinfectant and get yer shots.
2) Use the mouse litterbox
3) Wear a condom
4) Chew gum not the wires
5) Let
me finish the bag of goodies before you plow into it, like you
own the fucking place.
6) Always leave the car filled will gas when you return it.
7) Do not cling to or brush up against slang or his clothing
8) Always cover the food you put in the microwave
9) Do not open the door to strangers (especially the cable guy)
10) Use your own login on the cellar.
Pretty simple.
I think this guy is hysterical when he sprints across the floor. He likes the carpet, such as it is. It's like a running track for him. Sometimes he runs out from under the couch and stops right in front of my chair as I'm sitting in it. As if to say "look at me zip around".
At these times I look back at him as if to say "if you could only follow my simple rules you could stay here".
