Republican social consevatives are dumb as rocks?

I would like to protest this slander on the behalf of rocks everywhere. RSC's are more closely akin to simple single celled organisms such as blue-green algae. Algal blooms can kill pets and even people. It is an example of a once benign organism gone haywire. Sign of the end times no. 983 - blue green algae take over the earth.
Go here if you want to worry about something today:
http://www.pca.state.mn.us/water/clmp-toxicalgae.html