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baby-crusted slow-cooked dog
1) Take a large dog and place face down on a sofa with butt-warmer cushions.
2) Select the plumpest baby and press onto back. Tip: leave the diaper on during the first part of the cooking process to minimize accidental over-seasoning
3) Turn butt-warmer function on
4) Break thermostat.
5) Monitor yummy aroma. When yummy overtaken by poopy, remove diaper, clean baby butt and then leave to cook for a few more hours.
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