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Old 10-25-2009, 10:45 PM   #1
monster
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What's so Manly about American Football?

I'm watching the game tonight and I'm sorta thinking it doesn't really look so masculine....

No. wait! Hear me out...

They have shiny uniforms
... that are skintight
with cap sleeves

They have so much padding
A mommy's boy would complain
about overprotection

They make a big deal about
every single freaking yard.
Man up and go for the whole damn distance.

or at least something more than three feet

And they get free do-overs too
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