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Old 10-25-2009, 10:17 PM   #1
xoxoxoBruce
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Oct 26, 2009: Fishy Plane

Sure, you're home from that long fishing trip, tired, filthy, and horny.
You want a hot shower, cold beer, and some bed time with a friend.
Cleaning the bush plane can wait...

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Apparently a bear attacked his plane while parked in a remote field up here in AK. He had not cleaned out the inside after a long fishing trip and the bear smelled it.


Holy crap, what do you do now?

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He had 2 new tires, 3 cases of Duct Tape and several rolls of cellophane delivered. Then went about repairing the plane so he could fly it home.


Well we know he's got balls, I hope he's got brains.

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