[ZenGum]

That's a good way to have fun in an elevator, too.

"So, you heard about Steve and Joanne? No? Well, you know how Steve and Nancy were ... well, you know ... well, last night, Steve was working late and [at this point you get out of the elevator...)'


And one I overheard yesterday, by a woman in a shopping arcade: "I was torn between my handbag and my child..."
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