[Elspode]

Seems a fair enough question in light of the dope smoking question.

I am, of course, referring to voluntary, consensual sexual intercourse. I am fully cognizant that a startling number of people, mostly female, may have lost their virginity under bad circumstances, and I don't want to bring up any bad memories for anyone. In fact, I want anyone who was responsible for creating such circumstances to have their genitals slowly dissolved with acid.

I do hold out the hope that the greatest number of Cellarites lost their cherry in an agreeable way. This is, of course, an anonymous poll.