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Originally Posted by Mark Twain
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
Mark Twain
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Do you mean this one?
I love Twain. Here's a good one:
"There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and smokable which has in any way acquired a shady reputation. They pay this price for health. And health is all they get for it. How strange it is. It is like paying out your whole fortune for a cow that has gone dry."