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Old 10-03-2009, 10:31 AM   #15
TheDaVinciChode
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Originally Posted by TheMercenary View Post
I dono, taste their fingers?
That'd bode well should an unexpected visitor arrive, during "changing time."

I can see it now... The mother's changing the baby, and just as she's tasting her finger, enter an occasional friend, who does not know the methods this couple engage in, to ensure their child is correctly, fully cleaned.

*Shock, horror!* "What are you doing to your baby?!" the friend would cry, swiftly running to call the police, and alert them to a potential child molester/rapist. Then, the father comes down, alerted by the noise, and tries to inform the occasional friend that, in fact, it was perfectly normal, in their house hold, to perform such an act!

*Shock, horror!* "The father is in on it, too! Please, hurry!" the friend continues crying down the phone.

Soon after, the police arrive, finding both parents, distraught, but defiant, explaining their situation, trying to make it seem normal that they'd be "tasting" their fingers, after touching their unclothed, possibly wailing child.

In shock at their admittance, the police would then arrest the parents, and have child services come to take the child away, never to see his (or her) parents, ever again.

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