The Pygmy Hippopotamus is a "greener", lower carbon footprint, politically correct version, of the big ol' Hippos that kill more Africans than any other animal.
Except mosquitos, but they're insects.
In this case a baby Pygmy Hippo.
This guy will grow up to about the size of a hog, which would make a nice BBQ.
So we ought to wait awhile because he only the size of a sandwich, now.
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