I wish you hadn't phrased it quite like that.
It gave me The Fear.
Of course it's going to come alive now.
The only question is whether it comes alive raw - fairly easy to despatch, a hose should do it.
Or cooked. Where you'd come home to greasy footprints around the house, and while you were trying to work them out it would hamstring you from under the sofa.
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