I just realized I had a bunch of typos. Blah! I was tired this morning. Whatever happened to the edit button?
Flint: No photographic evidence needed. Here's an accurate image: take two rolls, sorta like Hartz's rolls, then sit on them. Put them above the thighs. Wide, flat, and blend down with the thighs....

Basically, I have a secretary spread butt.

You can't pay me enough to post a pix of that!

Now, when my butt looks like yours, I may reconsider.