Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick...got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I no come work."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what You say and I feel great. I be at work soon...you got nice house too."
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