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Old 09-14-2009, 08:44 PM   #333
TheMercenary
“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
 
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Location: Savannah, Georgia
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The short version.

17 yo burns the candle at both ends.

Falls asleep at the wheel going about 60mph while we are in Jamacia.

Hits a tree. Airbags deploy and wake her up.

Car flips around 360 and lands in water.

Car sinks. She swims out as car sinks below water completely submerged.

Friends stop to help.

Dude comes around the corner on a bike DUI and hits friends who stop to find her, which they could not do because car was under water. Completely past roof.

2009 Toyota Corolla saves her life because of air bags, water stop, and the grace of God.

Did I mention we were out of the country on vacation.
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