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Old 10-24-2003, 06:44 PM   #66
xoxoxoBruce
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Originally posted by breakingnews

Any of you PA/NJ folks hear about the couple having sex in the woods last Sunday?

They were drunk and were having sex in the woods when six men on ATVs find them. Despite them watching, the couple continues their business and puts on a show. After 10 or 15 minutes, the six men call the cops, who report, watch for 5 minutes, and then arrest them for public indecency and disorderly conduct. What a fuckin shame.
Let's see undetermined time + discovery plus 10 or 15 minutes + time it takes police to respond + 5 minutes = Must have been a young couple
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