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ZenGum · 09-01-2009, 07:40 AM

I wear sneakers that make a loud squeaking noise when scuffed along concrete pavement, and especially in smooth indoor floors. Timed just right it can give a dopey walker a bit of a start. If that doesn't work, my bag might accidentally bang into them as I swerve past. Who, me? What? Oh, terribly sorry!
One day I am gonna shoulder-charge on of these dumb suckers. Keep your bloody wits about you when walking in a crowded public place!

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09-01-2009, 07:40 AM	#12
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I wear sneakers that make a loud squeaking noise when scuffed along concrete pavement, and especially in smooth indoor floors. Timed just right it can give a dopey walker a bit of a start. If that doesn't work, my bag might accidentally bang into them as I swerve past. Who, me? What? Oh, terribly sorry! One day I am gonna shoulder-charge on of these dumb suckers. Keep your bloody wits about you when walking in a crowded public place! [/rant] __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.