[Griff]

Let's send those memos!

Dear Cow orker,

1. In 1992 a select group of young women between 18 and 24 years of age received permission to show the whale tail in casual dress situations. If you received permission at that time pleased be advised that this permission was time sensitive and no work place is that casual.

1. Everything that happens to you between the hours of 1am and 5am when you are out partying on a work night is by definition your fault. While your coworkers may formally express sympathy for your plight(s) they are tired of carrying you.