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Shawnee123 · 08-28-2009, 11:42 AM

My dad, who is retired, has been doing the mowing for his brother who is in colon cancer treatment, and who, in his retirement, started this nice little business that he hopes to get back to when he is well.

I'm so proud of my dad, for taking all this on. Now, get this: one day he was mowing, minding his own business, when some freak face walked ACROSS THE STREET to talk to him. Dad shut off the mower and the freak says "Were you smoking?" Dad says "yeah?" and the guy says "Are you stupid?"

Dad said he started the mower and went on, but if you knew my dad the man is lucky he didn't hop off the mower and beat the living shit out of him. Dad said the guy looked about 50, but hobbled and snorted and snotted like he was 95. Dad is 70, looks 60, and is in great shape, works his ass off, while this fuckwad sits on his porch doing nothing all day but, apparently, judging people from his fat-ass chair.

Seriously, from across the street? I wish I had been there. I would've probably gone to jail. Excuse me? You dissin' MY dad, you ugly fuck freak? Bad move. [/end semi-related rant]

08-28-2009, 11:42 AM	#6
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	My dad, who is retired, has been doing the mowing for his brother who is in colon cancer treatment, and who, in his retirement, started this nice little business that he hopes to get back to when he is well. I'm so proud of my dad, for taking all this on. Now, get this: one day he was mowing, minding his own business, when some freak face walked ACROSS THE STREET to talk to him. Dad shut off the mower and the freak says "Were you smoking?" Dad says "yeah?" and the guy says "Are you stupid?" Dad said he started the mower and went on, but if you knew my dad the man is lucky he didn't hop off the mower and beat the living shit out of him. Dad said the guy looked about 50, but hobbled and snorted and snotted like he was 95. Dad is 70, looks 60, and is in great shape, works his ass off, while this fuckwad sits on his porch doing nothing all day but, apparently, judging people from his fat-ass chair. Seriously, from across the street? I wish I had been there. I would've probably gone to jail. Excuse me? You dissin' MY dad, you ugly fuck freak? Bad move. [/end semi-related rant] __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby