Can't say I ever had such an experience of the removal of a FB, butt we did remove a nightstick from some guys ass once. Oh yea, he put it there himself. And we removed a wine bottle from some womans ass as well, her boyfriend put it there. Both had to go to surgery to have them removed.
The lesson:
Be careful what you put up your ass folks. Oh, and wear clean underware in case you ever have to go to the hospital.
