I'm impressed- it took only ten minutes to bait and trap an english person with this one....
Score!
I bay-ut the english don' cotton to thee-us.
As for me:
Today I don' cotton to the hitch in mah git' along.
Translation I: I feel sick today and it makes me grouchy.
or
Translation II: I hurt my foot or leg and have to limp around. This makes me grouchy.