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My mission is proceeding with difficulty. I have searched various parts of Orlando, including an expedition to Africa and the Himilayas, where I had lunch with a yeti after we had a little discussion following his misguided attempt to decapitate me while I was riding a train through his domain. Last night we were beset by pirates, however, they were a raucous lot, and were much friendlier when a good bit of rum was added to the equation. They fed us a hearty dinner and entertained us with feat of derring do and a story of requited love.
I have not yet been able to make contact with Minnie Mouse, although I understand she also maintains residences in California, Tokyo, and Europe. I have but a few days remaining to me, but I have hope that I will succeed.
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