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Old 08-14-2009, 12:20 AM   #162
wolf
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Sometimes, the evenings are pretty horrifying. Mostly by the mere density of the caseload.

Tonight we had that and an extra treat.

It was like Groundhog Day.

Really.

Not once, but twice, in the same interview room

TWO women urinated and smeared menstrual blood.

TWO.

Okay, to be fair, the first one was worse, because she also took a dump and used the resulting production as an additional art supply.

All over the room.

Walls, floor, door, windows.

She also made a little collage out of the contents of an entire box of tissues. Luckily it was one of those tiny hospital boxes. She made a peace sign, the word cry, and a bunch of other things we couldn't figure out. She was apparently writing a letter.

The first one I got to assist into the shower. She wasn't terribly cooperative. Go figure.

In retrospect, we realize that we should have taken a picture of the damage to the first room and submitted it for a photo contest that is underway. Unfortunately we didn't have this idea until after Environmental Services had done a very good job of deconning the area.

The lobby still smells like shit, though.
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