I knew Mark played the Master - he said his only regret was that it meant he would never be picked to play the Doctor

Like they'd have a ginger Doctor...!
This is a joke - I adore him.
Oh - yes please!
Send, send, send!
Oops, I still owe you for my Cellar mug & calendar - you can send when I
finally pay you back!
I was going to do it this week - honest.
But then I found out the Barrowman was in La Cage Aux Folles, AND Mum would come with me, AND we could get opening night tickets.... and.... well. I'm 51% sure you will both understand and forgive me..
Got the soundtrack for £2 on Amazon. Not JB of course, just to familiarise myself with it (The Birdcage was only very loosely based on the musical). It's grand. I'm almost jealous of myself.