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Two scrambled eggs, a giant fluffy pancake, and three pieces of bacon. Usually eat a bowl of granola for breakfast - pretty sure I'm gonna explode.
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Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever.
He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon.
I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.
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