[Sundae]

I got a B in Food & Nutrition (Home Ec), but an A in English Lit. Says it all. really.

I only got the B because I used to bribe Paula, who sat next to me, with Skittles, so I could "borrow" her coursework. She'd turn hers in early, then hand it over to me. I'd rework the wording and then hand it in late. Personal charm and superior spelling meant I'd get away with it, AND get a better grade than her. She was always vaguely puzzled, but valued my apparent friendship too much to question it too deeply. She was on my Drama and Theatre Arts course you see, and I didn't completely ignore her.

God, school is a weird place.