I always wanted to open a restaurant that caters to females, called Boners. It's like Hooters, only instead of big-breasted waitresses it will be well-endowed men in g-strings. I haven't yet decided if the special should be foot long hot dogs (which will come out only 4.5 inches long as homage to big 'fish' stories) or doughnuts.
Of course, this idea development could have been sarcastic commentary on my part in response to how fucking ridiculous I find those places to be: sex selling foodstuffs.
