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MoonFreckle · 07-29-2009, 08:25 AM

Music

I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

07-29-2009, 08:25 AM	#2825
MoonFreckle Aim 4 The Moon Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: at my computer Posts: 32	Music I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me. Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod. __________________ "If all the worlds a stage, I want to operate the trap door!"