Any of you ever had to bust into your own house? I have.
What would I have done if the cops showed up to arrest me?
First of all, I've lived here five years. People around here know me (and I'm so far off the beaten track that there
are no strangers), so the odds of being reported are zero, but let's say it happens. What would I do?
My first inclination would be to assume the cop was at the wrong address (again, I'm in the woods at the end of a gravel road that's at the end of a gravel road - convoluted road schematics and damned few road signs). If he insisted that I identify myself, I'd show him my ID, then go into my office and whip out my mortgage papers.
What's so hard about that?
Oh yeah, I don't have a male ego.
