Thread: What's upsetting you today?
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Old 07-16-2009, 01:31 PM   #4329
dar512
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Originally Posted by monster View Post
Would the defendant please rise....
Defense Lawyer: Your Honor, my client is unable to rise due to the kick-in-the-cunt judgement previously applied. If it please the court, he will continue to lay on the floor and writhe in agony.
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