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Originally posted by Undertoad
But here's the good part: the next woman I hook up with is going to downright adore me, worship me, respect me, praise me and love me, because you people tell me I deserve it, and I believe you, and I'm never ever ever going to make this mistake again.
Look forward to that story when I write in in 2009.
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Toad - I already think all of these things of you.
The toilet seat - lid and everything down. Nothing is more icky to find a child playing with toys in the toilet.
Toilet paper - sits on the counter next to the toilet on top of various magazines.
Perfect guy - Heck if I know. I've got my BF for now - he seems to work.