[TheMercenary]

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Rather than all trying to keep their pants up, I say, go the other way! Screw, and don't be so damn uptight about it.

Let it all hang out! Free love in the white house! Say "Happy Birthday, Mr Presisdent" and really mean it. Let the congressional cocks and clits copulate capriciously! Do to each other what you've been doing to the country!

Oh and as for paying off your Mistress and her family, that is the most honourable thing I've seen from Washington in ages. You can't leave her unsupported. One time a Japanese politician was forced to resign, not for having a mistress, but for failing to support her adequately.