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spudcon · 07-13-2009, 08:08 AM

A surgeon went to check on his blond patient after an operation.

She was awake, so he examined her.
"You'll be fine," he said.

She asked,

"How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"

The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl.

"What's the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"

He replied,

"Yes, you'll be fine.

It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."

07-13-2009, 08:08 AM	#2784
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	A surgeon went to check on his blond patient after an operation. She was awake, so he examined her. "You'll be fine," he said. She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?" The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl. "What's the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?" He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine. It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out." __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."