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Just shoot their penises (penii?) off. Then they can have their own gang of guys with no dicks. All the other gangs will be so busy laughing at No Dix Gang, with their pink colors and highly-pitched war cries, that they'll totally forget to rape and rampage and thieve and sell crack.
Never burst someone's balloon: just prick them so they know they're leaking.
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice.
--Bill Cosby
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