If you don't want an ass full of cold water put the seat down first. you don't need a god damn light to do that.
You don't want piss on the seat? Fair enough. Very reasonable. But then you want us to put the seat back down so it's ready for you? Why in hell don't you put the seat up so it's ready for us?
Nooo, you want it your way all the time. You want us to put it up AND down while you do nothing. Bullshit.
Lets compromise. EVERYBODY put the seat AND the lid down after use. Everytime..no exceptions....that's fair to everyone and you always know what you're going to find.
my wife and i have had this same argument . Afriend who had 3(wife and 2 daughters ) girls and 2 guys ( him and his son ) came up with the BEST answer . Seat and top down for safety reasons , small kids can drownd in the toylet bowl
