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ThisOleMiss · 10-10-2003, 08:32 PM

Baby advice:

1: No MTV ever, especially if its a girl. No Brittney Speers, no Madonna, no Christina Agulara. Unless of course you are planning on raising a hootchie mama.

2: Read to the kid. Start as soon as it comes home from the hospital and keep it up.

3: Get a copy of the Constitution and Bill of Rights and make the kid read them.

4: Manners. No one likes a rude kid. Sir and Ma'am should be mandentory.

5: Keep them out of The Gap and Old Navy stores. The Gap and Old Navy are what is wrong with America. Wal-Mart isn't much better.

6: Military school is always an option.

Maggie M....

10-10-2003, 08:32 PM	#8
ThisOleMiss Resident President Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Very, very, rural Mississippi Posts: 83	Baby advice: 1: No MTV ever, especially if its a girl. No Brittney Speers, no Madonna, no Christina Agulara. Unless of course you are planning on raising a hootchie mama. 2: Read to the kid. Start as soon as it comes home from the hospital and keep it up. 3: Get a copy of the Constitution and Bill of Rights and make the kid read them. 4: Manners. No one likes a rude kid. Sir and Ma'am should be mandentory. 5: Keep them out of The Gap and Old Navy stores. The Gap and Old Navy are what is wrong with America. Wal-Mart isn't much better. 6: Military school is always an option. Maggie M.... __________________ Why kill them when you can make them live and suffer?