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Originally Posted by capnhowdy
How did kids at Neverland know when it's bedtime?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
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What's the difference between a grocery bag and Michael Jackson? One of them is made of plastic and it's dangerous for kids to play with, and the other one is used to carry groceries.
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"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death."
- George Carlin
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