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Ahhh, I always liked the line (though it was spoken, not sung), "I particularry remember this heartwarming story about a young necrophyilliac who finally achieved his boyhood ambition by becoming coroner." And, after a few people laughed, he added, "the rest of you can look it up when you get home!" Which, needless to say, got a round of laughter.
Or the other story about the man who "went to Agricultural school where he majored in animal husbandry... until they caught him at it one day."
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