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daniwong · 10-09-2003, 06:45 PM

Well - I asked her - do you want the honest true explanation or the explanation my mom would have given me? Her comment (she is such my child) "well - lets go for the truth and if I don't like that I will go for the other one." So I told her (almost in clinical terms - didn't want to have to explain any more slang) and her comment was

EEEEWWWWWWWW!!! YYYYYUUUUUKKKKKK! Thats disgusting!!!!! GROOOOOSSSSSS! (I laughed)

And then I asked her - now my mom's version would have been "when a man and a woman love each other, and they are married yadda yadda". She agreed that the truth was better. And then she asked "don't these women know that they pee out of that??!!" I just about peed my pants I was laughing so hard.

I always find with kids - honesty is the best policy. Otherwise they get a screwed up version from some kid out on the playground.

Also, because I told my BF and his ex that she had asked - the BF freaked out (she's his little girl) The ex asked if she could send the kids to me from now on with sex & "female" questions cause she gets all flustered.

10-09-2003, 06:45 PM	#52
daniwong Vice-President of Resentment Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 196	Well - I asked her - do you want the honest true explanation or the explanation my mom would have given me? Her comment (she is such my child) "well - lets go for the truth and if I don't like that I will go for the other one." So I told her (almost in clinical terms - didn't want to have to explain any more slang) and her comment was EEEEWWWWWWWW!!! YYYYYUUUUUKKKKKK! Thats disgusting!!!!! GROOOOOSSSSSS! (I laughed) And then I asked her - now my mom's version would have been "when a man and a woman love each other, and they are married yadda yadda". She agreed that the truth was better. And then she asked "don't these women know that they pee out of that??!!" I just about peed my pants I was laughing so hard. I always find with kids - honesty is the best policy. Otherwise they get a screwed up version from some kid out on the playground. Also, because I told my BF and his ex that she had asked - the BF freaked out (she's his little girl) The ex asked if she could send the kids to me from now on with sex & "female" questions cause she gets all flustered. __________________ Mistress of all that is claim related.