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I come to this thread slowly, if I come at all... salivating...
Alpha - correct me if I'm wrong, but that buffet bacon is raw.
Now I might get raging mouth hunger and see what I can sneak from the 'rents fridge from time to time, but I have never, EVER been tempted by teh raw bacon! Let me know if I'm missing something here.
Oh Bruce - that bacon pie. Just when I thought I couldn't love you more than I already do. Come a-wooing me with that between your teeth! Best make sure Mum is out though - or you might get more than you bargained for... actually - best make sure Dad is out too, no matter how heterosexual, surely any man can be turned by bacon AND potato.
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