Baaahaaahaaaa
What is it with the whole "and I don't hate anyone" motif they got goin' on?
(OH, duh, just realized it is the queen of "and I don't hate anyone." )
Like, you're sooooo horrible that they felt they needed to delve into the deep recesses of their psyche and pull out some hate for you.
What a bunch of lying dramatists.
Me? I hate lots and lots of people. And I hate everyone.
Jim
I hate you with the passions
of a long slaughtered baby calf
Veal that was strewn on the floor
with the Jack Daniels and torn hearts
of the truly hurt
that you can't understand
You whose heart is made of mud puddles
And tissue paper
the world shall remember
That I hated you.
(Throws hand to forehead in dramatic and sentimental gesture.)
-The first of 9998848758 Laments for Lumberjim