[OnyxCougar]

I don't make this stuff up, people.

Man Dies After Wife Crushes Testicles
Fri Oct 3, 8:28 AM ET

ADDIS ABABA (Reuters) - An enraged Ethiopian mother of five will be tried for the murder of her husband who died after she crushed his testicles in a fight, police told the state-run Ethiopian News Agency.

Police said on Friday the man was so embarrassed after the incident that he declined to seek treatment for the injury, and died days later.

"Following a disagreement over the husband's spending habits, his wife refused to give him his dinner and also decided to sleep alone," police in the western region of Wellega said.

"The husband was so angered by this affront by his wife that he tried to beat her. In the melee that followed, the wife grabbed and twisted his testicles causing serious damage."

Police said the unnamed woman, a resident of Wayu-Tuka district in Wellega, had had several arguments with her husband about the amount of money he spent on booze.

OK, so they had a fight about his alcoholism. She didn't make dinner, and didn't want sex, and he wants to beat her up, so she defended herself and got his sac in a twist. He DECIDES not to go to the doctor and dies. She's charged for murder. Tell me I'm not the only one who sees something wrong with this.