Thread: Creative Curses
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Old 06-03-2009, 08:36 PM   #1
ZenGum
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Creative Curses

For those who have stolen the debit card number of a dwellar, or committed other similarly heinous crimes:

May all the hairs on your ass turn into fishhooks.

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

May everything you eat taste like stale sardines.
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