Haircut!
Do I look like Monster now?
Actually - do I look like I'm in my 40s-50s?
An old work colleague of Mum's has just come round to drop off some tomato plants. He said he thought we were sisters. I laughed, thinking it was a cheesy line about how young Mum looked. No - he said he was confused because I said, "Come on through, Mum's in the garden" as he genuinely thought I was her sister. Hang on - I'm 36, she's 62?! That's a heck of an age gap for sisters.
Still deciding whether to be offended, or whether he is just a silly old fool
