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Originally posted by chrisinhouston
...........President Bush couldn't keep his dog in hand and appears to have..........
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President: Stay back, everyone! It may be an Al-Quedog! We should probably drop some bombs or something!
Democrats: It's not this dog's fault! We should give it some free money!
UN Council: Ya know, we like this dog, and we support this dog, but I don't think we should feed this dog or walk it...let's get someone else to do that.
France: mmmmmmmmmmmmm. dog.
Bob Dole: If we gave this dog one of these blue pills, we could get it to stand up again.
Dog: Do you think licking my ass here would get me in trouble?
Clinton: Nahhh....Just tell them it was me.