[ZenGum]

Here's the story
Of a man called Houston
who was bringing up
quite a few sons

He met a woman
was a sweet dame
who had more kids
but no known name

And then one day
when they got hitched up
they met the family
and things got mixed up
what with grand kids,
step-nephew's nieces,
long-lost cousins
and nice-to-meet-yas