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10 Finkers
Ole vas vorking at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally cut
off all ten of his finkers.
He vent to da emergency room in
the Clinik and vhen he got dar da Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said,
"Let's have da finkers and I'll see vhat I can do."
Ole said, "I haven't got da
finkers."
"Vhat do you mean, you
hafen't got da finkers?" he said. "Lord-it's 2009 and Ive's got
microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could hafe put dem
back on and made you like new! Vhy didn't you brink da finkers?"
Ole
says........"How da fock vas I suppose to pick dem up?
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Embrace this moment, remember
We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan
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