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Originally posted by Sperlock
Just watch out for old men with hats or old ladies who can't see over the steering wheel; they tend to be the worst.
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You forgot "anybody driving a white car."
(before someone else chimes in here, RED cars get hit. WHITE car drivers are capable of incredible automotive stupidity and blissful ignorance of traffic laws, common sense, and surrounding events and traffic. The red car driver is the one being cut out of wreckage with the jaws of life, the white car driver moves onward at low speed wondering "did my cd just skip there, or what was that crunchy sound?")