[Shawnee123]

Mother of god, why the fuck do they make these things so goddam difficult? I can read, I'm not stupid, I used to test electronics for christ fucking sakes, and I can't figure out how the fuck to get my DVD player (and I got a new mother fucker) to fucking work with the fucking motherfucker DVR box or TV. The directions are ridiculous, they don't even try for integration. Just tell me: Put fucking yellow wire in fucking yellow hole on this fucking unit. Turn the fucking TV to channel fuck...voila, you have a movie. Not "available s video cunt sucker HD motherfucker, only if fucking ps cable has 9 pieces of lasagna, then to find other coaxial if you need it you go to the box with which you have loved and lost, and t-table 6 remoted the output of the input next to the cuntputt of the TV. In 6 days, check to see if light p4554e3w lights up: if so, meat and potatoes for dinner with your movie is suggested in light of all other cables."

Yeah, I'm pissed. I've called in the expert ex. I HATE when I can't do crap myself.

But there's always a good side: ex and housemate got a dog at the pound, who I will get to meet for the first time. Her name is STELLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.