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This Abercrombie and Fitch catalog is an outrage. It's nothing but pure filth! I mean, when is someone going to stop and think of the children?? The poor, defenseless children... they don't know of the harsh reality of our filthy, corruptible world. Those damned A&F scoundrels. I'm sending a letter to my congressman, right after I get my nails done and my SUV gassed up.
What will I tell my child about the president's penis?? Impeach!! That dirty scoundrel!
What the... erhm.. I... I don't know what came over me. Is it a full moon? What's happening to meee??
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