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"Shine on you crazy diamond" and see what happens. I could start a new movement, or maybe a new religion.
I'd join.
To get out of jury duty, I end all of my replies with "as it is written in the Prophecy."
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Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever.
He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon.
I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.
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